Me: [Sitting in an extremely complex position that involves balancing my laptop on my thighs and a plate of food on my stomach while my legs are sticking straight out and my feet are resting on the nearest available surface for support]
Mom: [Calls my name and tells me to "come here"]
Me: [Gently picks up laptop with one hand because the other hand has food on it]
Me: [Sets laptop on floor without tipping over plate]
Me: [Sets plate on floor, food rolling around places I didn't want it to in the process]
Me: [Gets feet/legs down and pulls self out of chair]
Me: [Finds Mom]
Mom: Look at this photo of this person you don't know who will never have any relevance or impact on your life whatsoever.
Mom: Yay! Aren't you happy I showed you that? It's not like it took you longer to get out of your chair than it did for me to show you that, and it's not like I would have accused you of being mindless and lazy if you had refused to come because of the way you were sitting! :D
